Updated 2024 I, the wife, am back on Long Island and husband is in California. We both have access to this account. I would like to find someone local that is big into sports, enjoys wine tastings, good food, craft beer, cultural events, etc... Long term fan of the NY Islanders, Knicks, Jets, Mets, and Liberty. I have tickets for the Islanders and would love to go to see some of the other teams play. A down to earth sports fan, no drama, including being single. I am not interested in anything other than a truly single individual. I am not looking to breakup any relationships nor hurt anyone. I am tending to an elderly parent and will not have company over to the house. They have multiple health issues and it is just not possible to have anyone inside the house. If/when it gets there, you would have to host, just being upfront. I want a real friend, inside and outside the bedroom. I want both, not one or the other. I do not do hookups, so if your intention/hope is to meet and fool around, I am not a good candidate for that. Letting things happen naturally, for me, is a far more attractive course. Super open to age and such, just be mature if you are younger and youthful if older. The magic is in the personality. Love to laugh, sarcastic with, dry humor, good intentions, etc...all big plusses for me. Please please please, if you send me a message, no dick pics. Face pic and well thought out message will likely get a response. One liners, dick pics, requests for sex or overly sexual messages are sure to get the delete button clicked. I am real and seek someone else that is real. It should not be hard to spend 5 minutes to send a message. I will respond in kind. Love hanging out locally, Patchogue, Riverhead, Westhampton, Fire Island, and the beaches. It would be awesome to find someone that likes to go catch a game, burger and beer kind of thing is as good as fine dining. The company matters, not the prices. We are going to be heading out a bit more often during August. We go out during the afternoon, typically, and to Patchogue, Riverhead, or points east. Occassionally we get up island, like Sayville, Bay Shore and Fire Island. We are basically looking for singles, male or female. Females must be honestly bi, not experimenting, sorry, it is her preference. She is openly bi and enjoys women, just be sure you like women. She is pretty open as to the per, must be sane, down to earth, good sense of humor, etc.... Non pushy is a must. NO married men under any circumstances. If it gets to the benefits part, she is not into the hotel thing, so you will need to entertain at your place, do not waste your time trying otherwise. That being said, she is laid back and lots of fun. Please be into the same things, ie, oral is a must give and receive and she is not into anal, period. Feel free to contact us all emails will get a reply. We are a happily married couple living on the east end of Long Island that likes to go out clubbing, dining, and partying. We enjoy strip clubs, sporting events, theater, and adult clubs. Just normal looking people, non-smokers, with ren that are drug and disease free. . Really into sane and stable people, if you have a brain, can converse, be real, then chances are we would like to meet you. We are both very very oral, she is very into men or women, she is full figured but far from sloppy. If you are a single guy, please, you must say something that makes sense, if you send a one liner or something slick like, hey lets fuck, then be gone, we will put you on ignore/ban. Have something to say and say it like you are intelligent, her preference for men is the guy is younger, not a necessity, but a preference. Single men, if you write, please be courteous and respectful, she has met on her own, but she is not looking for a booty call. If there is chemistry and legit friendship, she enjoys playing on her own. You will speak with him first, if things go smooth, then her. Big consideration for those that are sport fans too. Look forward to hearing back from you.

My Ideal Person Looking to meet others that are similar to us and enjoy the same things. Please be down to earth, drug and disease free, humorous, and open. Definitely no pressure applied or expected. Hope to hear from you soon.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, open to most with right person

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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