Romantically challenged (single) white female still suffering from terminal cuteness continues to toil away the hours and buy the wrong lottery tickets while she dreams the fairey tale and lives in reality, feeling like Cinderella left to scrub the castle floors while my wicked step-sisters are enjoying the ball. Professional with an artistic and musical background described as attractive with a great sense of humor, a heart of gold and always a lady in public. Most find me interesting, I do have an eclectic array of interests, perhaps one day I will find the right lottery ticket and can afford to be called eccentric. My musical tastes is mostly rock Alanis to Zombie (Rob), also blues and some others. Medieval times have always been a fascination of mine, I enjoy reading or seeing films involving them; going to renaissance faires sipping my mead while watching long haired men in tights engaged in a fight with swords or battle axes, or a joust with armoured or chain mail clad knights high upon their massive steeds, hoping to catch the eye of a handsome paladin... *be still my heart* lol. I also enjoy: bubbles by the tub, glass or bottle, amusement parks, zoos, View Askew Productions, carnivals, roadtrips, concerts, theater, cinemas, comedy clubs, billiards (but I shoot slop, sorry you Busch league players lol), making jewelry, gems, knitting reading, learning, stimulating conversation, a rapier wit, a fine blended scotch (no younger than 12 years old), for still wines I prefer a good piesporter or an occassional pinot noir or pinot grigio, and I adore asti in moonlight, candlelight, by a fireplace, or by neon,(hey I know what you're thinking, but I'm really not a lush *hic* it says SOCIAL only, see below). I can be comfortable in almost any environment: your diva date to the opera, a Cardinals game, a delightful dinner companion (as I know which fork to use, and none of them are for picking your teeth), in jeans on the back of a Harley or in the local dive, at Ozzfest, cuddled on the couch in our pajamas, you could take me to meet your parents and rest assured I won't get drunk and pull my dress up over my head or you can even take me to church, I promise I won't spit in the holy water. I can be found sometimes chatting in the lower midwest room with my friends so stop by and say hi! ;) Thanks for your interest, good luck in your search gentlemen.****Chicago Guys! I'm a 4 hour drive I live in MOUNT VERNON (75 miles East of St. Louis) Not VERNON HILLS and I don't come to your city****To those inviting me to networks my album pics are all 'G' rated****[COLOR deeppink][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person **Read profiles don't just look at the pictures** Have yet to be awaken from a deep slumber with a single kiss, tried on a glass slipper, or rescued by a handsome prince on a white horse; but who knows? Perhaps those relationships didn't work out, and he's out there somewhere looking for me. Am I under the spell of some wicked queen?? ..Wonder if those 7 little guys working in that diamond mine ever found a new lady friend...hmmmm... Not looking for one night stands, not applying to be your slut, not shopping for drapes, however if the right person should come along, not opposed to the idea of window dressing. Someone willing to be friends above all else, and enjoy getting acquainted first as well as out of bed activities; going out on dates...remember those? ***Bonus points if you can teach me to do a wicked tango or unlock the XYZ's of algebra.*** NO MARRIED, ENGAGED or men involved in another relationship please. NO GAY or BI men or otherwise confused about sexual preference. Players if you plan on stringing me along those strings had better have real pearls. Only single or divorced men who are not into mental or emotional masturbation. I insist you are capable of arousing my mind before my body, for I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Must be able to laugh, converse, possess charm, be spontaneous, considerate (which means you call when you say you're going to), be honest and adventurous, romantic would be nice, surprising me with originality is impressive. If you are not willing to invest the time in getting to know me as a person first, then please do not waste mine. If alcohol or drugs are the love of your life do not expect me to be your mistress. I will not be your booty call in the middle of the night, afternoon or at your 'beckon call'. I'm not looking for 'just sex', if you are, then move along. Yes, I realize this is a sex site, but that doesn't mean you have to f&#$ like wild dogs every time you meet someone from here, IF and WHEN I do, and IF you are the one, and I am very selective...thank me later, lol. And if you want to call me a Bitch, may I remind you it just stands for Babe In Total Control of Herself...........In the eloquent words of the late great Marilyn Monroe "If you can't handle me at my worse, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."..........Touch a woman's' mind and you get her interest. Touch a woman's' heart and you get her love. Touch a woman's' soul and you get passion beyond your wildest dreams...All teddybears, trolls and knights in shining armour welcome, however stinky feet are not.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
SRV, BB King, Santana, Lady Gaga, Beyonce

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, G-Spot Finders

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level, stamina

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Stevie Ray Vaughan. If he handled me the way he did his guitar,
and played me with the same passion *shivers*, I'd
be one very satisfied and content woman. But that will have
to wait until I get to heaven; and God knows it would'nt
be heaven without Stevie! Not sure about the earthly realm...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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