I have a profile in the community as an artist and if you spend any time on the net or in stores you have probably seen my work. As such, finding the opportunity to interact socially to meet people is unfortunately a rarity. I have been blessed/cursed with a rapier wit that---although has afforded me and enviable career---sometimes flies over peoples heads like a frisbee over a blind dog. I am financially secure with less baggage that would fit neatly in a small shaving kit. All parts in tact with hair and correct amount of teeth. Much more info and pictures available...prefer e-mail correspondance vs. a self-serving blow of the horn at this point. ;-)

My Ideal Person Petitie to average in size with an outgoing personality, appreciation of Monty Python, Lenny Bruce, Howard Stern and David Letterman. With all due respect, radical militant feminists, racists, and alochol and drug abusers please click on to the next contestant. NO MEN. THIS MEANS NOT BI OR INTERESTED OR EVEN REMOTLEY CURIOUS. Standard members please feel free to contact me...Thanks!