I have a multitude of fun and interesting hobbies, including upgrading and maintaining my home, learning about new skills related to home ownership – like wiring, tiling, plumbing and other construction necessities. While shy at first, when my shell cracks I loosen up and out come the puns and deadpan humor. I have old-fashioned tendencies, like holding the door open and being presentable. [B]WARNING:[/B] Any institutions using this site or any of it's associated sites for studies or projects--You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum, both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and you will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person I'm looking to meet new people, share experiences, have some fun, and maybe even level-up to some sort of Sean Connery status, but there's a ways to go yet. Ideally you'd be patient and communicative and help me help you.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, An airplane, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Most definitely Allison Brie. Her girl next door and responsible
girlfriend portrayals are completely intoxicating.
When she plays Annie Edison on Community, oh my goodness.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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