Looking for a Dirty Old Woman (or a Clean Middle-aged Lady). I can't think of anything very exciting, but... Born and raised in Michigan, so I love the outdoors. Graduated from U of M (GO BLUE !). Joined IBM right out of school, kept my head down and held on for 33 yrs. After retirement, I was a fulltime RVer. A little heart surgery at Stanford Hospital ended that. Currently, I reside in an "assisted living center". Read that as "old folks home". It's awfully boring, and LONELY ! The only women around here either live in a different world or don't speak much English. I would love to meet a woman I could talk with, share a beer with, and more. Smokers accepted. Maybe even preferred, since I smoke a couple of small cigars every day. If this intro hasn't bored you to death send me a note. Kisses, Dave

My Ideal Person I think I pretty well covered that in the intro, but... An open-minded woman, not TOO overweight