I am a man who likes to kiss deeply, laugh quickly, make love slowly and clasps all that life has to offer. Love the outdoors, Mother Nature and concrete jungles. I am not going to waste your time rambling on about football, punk rock, and working out because you probably don’t care. Instead I’ll only discuss my main interest which is having a good time with you! For our first date, we can go anywhere except McGrady’s, because I’m banned for life after firing a plastic arrow into the owner’s arm on Halloween, while dressed as Cupid. In my defense, I was aiming for his girlfriend, but confessing to flirting with his girl probably won’t get me back in.

My Ideal Person An adventurous babe willing, willing to work extra hours and speak with her tongue.