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Review: Hard Time   by Daily Kitty

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Hard Time: Amazing Audio Orgasms
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Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Produced by: Fraserside Holdings, Ltd.
Starring: Mia Black, Katy Caro, Claudia Rossi, Simone Shine, Marco Duato, Frank Gun, Terminator
90 minutes
Extras: Trailers, Girls’ Profiles

As a woman who normally gets her porn from the internet -- where it’s low resolution and probably laden with viruses (honestly, who wants to give their computer an STD?) -- I was looking forward to tasting the quality of real, legitimate porn. Hard Time didn’t disappoint.

The premise is this: women send letters to a radio commentator (whom I assume is the director, Antonio Adamo, although this is not made clear) telling him about their fantasies. His introductions to these scenes are laden with a heavy accent and are almost too softly spoken to be audible. When I cranked up the volume to hear what he was actually saying, I realized how trite and unnecessary his intros were. I’d take the intros to the editing block. This is porn- just show me people fucking already!

The upside to his mumbling is that it doesn’t distract . . . though it would have taken much more than Adamo’s voice to distract me from the first scene. It takes place in a jail cell (the mere thought of this got me hot: think of those men, locked up and at my disposal!), and no sooner than the scene is set, in saunters Sarah James, luscious in a white bra and panties. Don’t let the virginal ensemble fool you - this is one crazy nympho! As a huge fan of threesomes and gangbangs in which the men outnumber the women, I was thrilled when I realized this set of scenes started out with Sarah and two men- Marco and the Terminator (T).

Marco is an orange-tanned muscle-man. He’s got a wedding ring and a tattoo with roses on his stomach that says “I Love Fiona.” I guess if he’s got to fuck other girls for a living, at least he’s got his allegiance to his wife caught in every shot. The T is rather severe looking and while I’m not a huge fan of his face, he’s got a nice body.

Sarah starts by sucking them both in sequence ‒ which, as your run-of-the-mill straight chick, I didn’t find too arousing. But then things get exciting: she takes it from behind from Marco while she continues sucks the T. The sucking and fucking continues, as she sits on T’s cock while getting mouth-fucked by Marco. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any hotter, some DP action follows. I couldn’t help but notice that Sarah was very into this sequence and looks like she wishes she could use a mirror to see herself getting double-fucked. God knows I would have been happy to hold it for her.

The scene ends with both men jerking off and explosively ejaculating on Sarah’s face. My one complaint with this scene is that it was too short! I think I speak for a lot of women when I say that nothing gets me wetter than watching guys whack themselves off to climax, and while my fingers are fast, I did find myself having to rewind to catch the beginning of the next scene.

This one stars Claudia Rossi and Marco in an office setting. Claudia wastes no time getting undressed and letting her employer know her business. The glasses are a nice touch, but I would prefer her without them: she’s got a gorgeous face and the frames cover too much of it. Of all the scenes on this DVD, this one has the most intensity and realness to it. There is less fake moaning and groaning, better music, and more of the stars doing what they do best.

The long office table where their intense sexual montage transpires is a bright azure. That, combined with the geometric pattern on the wall, makes this sex scene almost a work of art. Again, it takes a little extra something to distract me from my porn, and so this attention to aesthetics was a well-done touch. It was even better when contrasted with the harshness of Marco’s sexy-ugly face. It set off the intensity of his gaze, which I loved. He had the face of a man completely consumed in the act. Gazes like that push me over the edge into pussy-shuddering climax, and it was a real treat having such a prime example on screen.

Claudia’s got the hottest bod of the bunch. Unlike the other girls, she leaves a tiny triangle of short pubic hair. Her breasts are small but beautiful and perfectly proportioned. Both the pussy and anal scenes are hot, but I was particularly partial to the anal. And for 69 fans out there, refer to this scene for an eyeful.

The fucking continues with Katy Caro and Frank Gun at the poolside, where you know things are going to get raunchy. Katy is young, blonde, pretty, and really, REALLY likes getting it up the ass. The way Gun worships Katy’s pretty posterior is the way I like to see my men look when they’re with me, and while Gun’s anus licking was a little too much for me, others might appreciate his enthusiasm. Unlike Marco and Terminator, Gun has a nice large nutsac and isn’t too muscular, which scores him bonus points. The camera treats his balls well: sometimes I wish I could have reached into the television screen to grab them and suck them a little myself. After kicking Katy out of the way, of course.

After a thorough sucking of Gun’s rifle, Katy gets to lean back and enjoy a good fucking. He grabs her tit while he fucks her -- again, major bonus points. She sucks him again this time more in a mouth-fucking sort of way- and Gun’s moaning is a big turn on.

Katy seems excited to get to the anal part of things, and frankly, so am I. After some more sucking, they go into some missionary anal. One thing of note is that these two really seem to enjoy fucking each other. There’s a little bit of S&M with Gun slapping Katy’s face a few times. Nothing extreme, though, and Katy seems to like it. Look for the scene where Katy does some seated anal. You’ll notice that her left tit is noticeably larger ‒ which adds a note of realism to what might otherwise be an overly glitzy production. Like in other scenes of this compilation, oral is interspersed between the anal scenes (very unhygienic), but all in all this was a really hot fuck.

Mia Black and the Terminator wanted to show up Claudia and Marco with their version of office sex, but they aren’t worthy of a clit-stroking. This scene was my least favorite of the five. Mia is a pretty girl, but the bangs and hairstyle are reminiscent of a hairdo I wore in grade school, when I wasn’t very popular. It doesn’t help that this scene contains a lot of cunnilingus and fingering (I prefer to see dick), and that it includes the Terminator, who is much too severe for my tastes. Of all the girls, Mia’s breasts simply do not please - they are small and mostly nipple. Also, her dicksucking is uninspiring and a little vulgar with the sound and sight of her spitting on the cock. She looks like an ostrich rather than a woman giving head.

Things get more interesting when her boss takes her on his leather couch, but still her moans and poses are formulaic and irritating. I perked up as the fucking progressed and she started sounding more sincere. Unfortunately, though, the sex is interrupted with some more ugly spitting/fellatio and then continues with her squatting on top of her partner as he sits on the couch. The anal had potential ‒ Mia switches positions effortlessly ‒ but there’s more dick-sucking wedged in-between, which I found to be cruel and unusual. They end up with a shot at doggy-style, with the T standing, and then Mia finishes him off with her lips. The tiny bit of cum Terminator could produce Mia foams up in her mouth, and (no surprise here) spits out. I was disappointed. I don’t know about you ladies, but when I get a man’s cum in my mouth, I want to savor every last bit of it.

The office redux is followed by more poolside sex. Simone Shine looks really hot as she shows up by the pool, and before she knows it, she is getting eaten out by Marco. Her pussy is pretty and she looks sincerely excited to get some cock shoved into it. Marco takes Simone on a cheap red vinyl-looking couch. Simone is good at getting her face and her goods in the shot while she takes it.

There’s a little choking and when she sucks his large cock, and when she moans while she gives head and it sounds like an awkward gargle. She should just shut up when giving head! And the slobber-lines dripping her chin are most definitely NOT hot. Her shouting during the anal parts almost sounds like she’s in pain at times, which would not be surprising considering how hard and fast Marco drives his cock up her ass. By this point, I’ve seen enough of Marco’s balls to have decided they’re not attractive - they are shrunken and ashy-looking when he’s aroused.

Maybe it’s because of her technique, or the realization of how much eye makeup she is wearing, but Simone looks less hot up-close. Her pale skin looks awkward with the orangey tan of Marco. The bounce of her boobs, however, suggests that these babies are most definitely natural- they look like a small C. Don’t let my negative commentary about Simone fool you; I would imagine any guy would give his left nut to fuck her. So don’t worry, this scene will probably get your rocks off just fine.

Who needs a boyfriend when you can have back-to-back orgasms from Private’s Hard Time DVD? I was glad to have this compilation added to my collection. I’ll never go back to internet porn again.