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~+~ Bacon and you
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Posted:Apr 17, 2016 4:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2016 4:01 am
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By the power that I have assumed, I here by suspend all of the bad stuff contained in bacon for today. I mean pork bacon, not that "wannabe" turkey stuff. Today, this is a quilt free zone, you can do, or admit anything bacon related! Do you like bacon? The flavor, the smell, the taste? And one very critical question ,,, soft or hard (the bacon of course)? Do you have a favorite "style" of bacon? In my extensive research, I have noticed that many countries have their own "style / cut of bacon. So lets celebrate bacon!!! One of life's guilty pleasures for many of us. Along with a cup of coffee
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*** In Memory of….
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Posted:Apr 13, 2016 4:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2016 5:39 pm
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Today is the anniversary of the death of a dear friend in Iraq. He was killed while we were engaged in combat operations against foreign fighters in Iraq. I was with him in his last moments and that was my honor and privilege to make sure that he was not alone. Ironically it is not a day of sadness for me. Rather it is a day to remember and celebrate our lives together. I visit his and several others grave sites every Sunday. I always play these songs in his memory and I share them here. If I learned anything, it was to cherish the time I have and keep the departed memories close to my heart. Look these up at the tube place if you want the full effect.
The Angels Came Down,by Kevin Costner
Walking all alone in the Southern rain By graveyards and battlefields that blood still stains Back to a time when the angels came Walking all alone in the Southern rain
In the forests and the fields so many men were killed I can hear their cries still echo through these hills That was the time when the angels came Walking all alone in the Southern rain
The angels came down to the fallen men They held their hands and they prayed for them They carried their souls beyond the moon and the sun All the way to heaven one by one
The angels worked so hard for so many years To heaven and back again they shed so many tears They left no one and they placed no blame Walking all alone in the Southern rain
The angels came down to the fallen men They held their hands and they prayed for them They carried their souls beyond the moon and the sun All the way to heaven one by one
Walking all alone in the Southern rain Never heal the troubles never heal the pain But that was the time when the angels came Walking all alone in the Southern Rain
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You will Never Walk Alone by The Three Tenors.
When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high, and don't be afraid of the dark ; at the end of the storm there is a golden sky and the sweet silver song of the lark.
Walk on through the wind, walk on through the rain, tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.
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~+_ Chat table
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Posted:Apr 10, 2016 4:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2016 4:09 am
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The tables set, coffee and tea is ready. I would like to have an old fashion chat or gab fest. No agenda, just what ever comes to mind. There is a place up near my brother where the old men gather and solve the worlds problems. I propose that all of us just share any random thoughts, gripes, fun stuff or sexy thoughts. So please grab a cup of coffee, tea or your beverage of choice and share anything you like, or ask anything you want to.
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+_+ Penis and humor
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Posted:Apr 9, 2016 4:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2016 4:32 pm
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There is very little that is off limits. As several bloggers have mentioned, some folks are very sensitive about the size, shape and utility of the penis. I guess people are not satisfied with what nature has given them. This results in a climate that opens them up for humorous remarks. Here are a few jokes, that poke humor at the penis. What are your thoughts? Do you think too much emphasis is paid to the physical aspects , over the emotional aspects or ability to please?
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty waiting to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." the other boy replied. "What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off then?" "My mum said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!"
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Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"
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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine. Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"
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+~+ I need a chuckle
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Posted:Apr 8, 2016 4:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2016 3:47 pm
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I always enjoy humor. And on a Friday, why not some to start the days of rest. How would you describe your sense of humor/ I think mine may be "eclectic" , in that I do enjoy almost all styles. Please share an example of yours .
Ken. How can I help you?" "Hi Ken, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my ." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your ’s teacher."
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 . After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more . A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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