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Damn that hour
Posted:Mar 10, 2018 6:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2018 10:32 am
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Okay, I know it is only one hour. But it feels like more. It also sucks I'm working on another Sunday. And because of the time change I know a third of the students will be late.
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First hook up gift
Posted:Mar 9, 2018 4:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2018 6:49 am
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What is the proper etiquette? Someone invites you to dinner, you bring wine. Some one gives you a present, you send a thank you note. Is there a socially appropriate gift for a first meeting that might turn into a hook up?
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I think it is a sure thing
Posted:Mar 8, 2018 4:23 am
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2018 8:18 pm
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The unsolicited flirts and hotlistings keep pouring in (Well, trickling in, anyway) from across the globe. I can really be getting some this weekend. All I need do is figure out how to get to Malaysia, Italy, and India and back this weekend.
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Sexting slang
Posted:Mar 7, 2018 4:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2018 4:54 pm
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I don't get to sext much, not discreet enough. But a bit of teasing is great fun. I'd love to be getting some of these.

8 Oral Sex
143 I Love You
cu46 See You For Sex
DUM Do You Masturbate?
GNOC Get Naked On Cam
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
GNRN Get Naked right Now
FMH Fuck Me Harder
IWS I Want Sex
IIT Is It Tight?
Q2C Quick To Come
RUH Are You Horny?
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
S2R Send To Receive
NIFOC Naked In Front Of Computer
SorG Straight Or Gay?
JO Jerk Off
PAW Parents Are Watching
PIR Parent In Room
POS Parent Over Shoulder
YWS You Want Sex
WYCM Will You Call M?e
RU18 Are You 18?
CD9 / Code 9 Parent / Adult around
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Not just another blow job
Posted:Mar 6, 2018 5:39 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2018 4:14 am
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It is after March 1. I'm ready to put the parka away. Why did I just have to blow snow?
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Caught in the act!
Posted:Mar 5, 2018 4:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2018 3:53 pm
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1. We were so into it that we didn't hear my come in our room until she literally said in my ear, "Mommy, what are you doing?" I was so floored that I told her we were wrestling.

2. I was giving my husband a blow job when my burst through the door without knocking. They were young. All I could think of was telling them I was practicing bobbing for apples ... like they do on Halloween. It was so funny!

3. I told my 4-year-old that mommy just rolled over and gave daddy a big old hug to start his day. My said, "I want one too, mommy!" And that was the end of our morning quickie.

4. I am not the quietest when I have sex. We wait until the go to bed for that reason. Anyway, I was moaning like a porn star and my woke up somehow (I refuse to take the blame). He ran into our room, scared, and said, "Mommy, are you okay? What's daddy doing to you?" I thought I would die of embarrassment.

5. My always waits for me to get out of the shower (she fell when she was little, so it's just a comfort thing for her to hold my hand as she steps out). I thought I was safe to attack my boyfriend during shower time, but I was wrong. Of course she decided to conquer her fear and get out of the shower herself while I was on top of my boyfriend, completely naked, in a reverse cowgirl position on the family room couch. OMG. She burst into tears, ran into her room, and we never spoke of it again.

6.One time my was talking to me in the car when he blurted, "Mommy, I saw daddy's hairy butt on top of you. What were you doing?" I have no idea when he saw us, but he definitely saw us. Horrified.

7. I was having sex with my boyfriend when my walked in. It was the middle of the night, so she was disoriented. Advantage: me. I convinced her that she saw nothing, she went back to bed ... and I got back to business.

8. One night, we lit candles, put some romantic music on, and locked our door to have sex after the went to bed. The next day over breakfast, our teenagers couldn't stop giggling. "What were you doing last night?" they snickered. Actually, they howled. They knew their parents were having sex and thought it was so hilarious. I totally laughed. What else could I do?

9. I was holding onto the head board for support, if you know what mean. It made some noise, banging on the wall. The next morning, my little boy -- with a Bob the Builder obsession -- comes in our room with his toolkit and says he needs to fix my bed.

10. We decided to escape to the bedroom while the were watching a movie. I gave them popcorn and candy to buy us a little time. Well, five minutes into it, there's a knock on the door to settle a dispute about the candy. I was breathless and didn't want to stop. My husband yelled, "Settle it yourselves!" They responded, "Why?" And, unbelievably, he said, "Because your mother and I are having sex. We will come out when we are finished." For the first time in our lives as parents, all we heard was the sound of crickets.
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Code words for sex
Posted:Mar 4, 2018 4:58 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2018 4:34 am
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Do you have code words for sex. Below are examples of couples keeping their activities from their .

1. "Stuff and thangs (not things -- thangs)."

2. "'Wanna have some coffee?' Followed by ... 'That was some good coffee we had earlier.'"

3. " tell him I need him to help me stretch my piriformis (muscle). The only who buys that is the 5-year-old. The older have noticed that loud trance music and a locked door are required to stretch my piriformis."

4. "We call it 'smushing' from Jersey Shore. We used to watch that together when we were dating."

5. "Time to do our taxes."

6. "My husband and I named his penis 'Woodrow.' He would say 'Woodrow is lonely!'"

7. "One of us will say, 'Hey, I need to show you something upstairs.'"

8. "Inspired by Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory, we started calling it 'coitus.' The have no clue what that is."

9. "We say we are going to take a 'nap,' which isn't far from the truth. We do nap afterwards."

10. "We say, 'Let's go bowling.'"

11. "'Birthday cake' is the code my husband uses."

12. "We have a big walk-in closet where we used to sneak for a quickie. [Our ] tried to come in once and the door was locked and she asked what we were doing and we said, 'Cleaning the closet.' So now we will say things like, 'Wanna clean the closet?', 'Hey, it's been a while since we cleaned the closet,' or 'I had to clean the closet by myself this morning.'

13. "Studying our Bibles."

14. "'I want to be your friend.' From Everybody Loves Raymond."

15. "[My husband] will ask me if I want to go blow up a balloon with him, which started because we got a box of condoms at the store while shopping with [our ] once and he asked what they were and my husband said 'balloons,' so it stuck."

16. "Moving furniture."

17. "Peanut butter sandwiches. As in, 'Do you feel like a peanut butter sandwich?'"

18. "My husband is Romanian so he'll say, "Hey hun, are you feeling like some Romanian sausage tonight?'"

19. "We say, 'Wanna have a picnic?' Or 'That was a good picnic.'
Because we went camping and had sex on a picnic table."
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Playing Doctor?
Posted:Mar 3, 2018 5:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2018 4:45 am
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"My girl asked me to role-play with her. She was the patient and I was the doctor. She starts off, 'What would you like me to do for you, doctor?"

First thing that comes out of my mouth: 'I'm gonna need you to fill out some paperwork first.'"
4 Comments
Getting over the top
Posted:Mar 2, 2018 4:51 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2018 4:53 am
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I'm finally getting there.

Made it to March 1 which means surviving another winter, or so my dad used to say when I was growing up.

Only tomorrow left in a 20 day straight stretch at work. There were a number of times during that stretch that retiring was sounding pretty good.

March 6 starts a short run where I am free to PLAY! I've chatted with lots of great people here over the last month or two. Hopefully we get to meet some of them in person.
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About to martini
Posted:Mar 1, 2018 9:37 pm
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2018 4:43 am
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Got home from work on the same day I arrived at work. That's an improvement.

Sipping a martini. That's an improvement.

Sleeping in. That's an improvement.

Getting laid. That's a fantasy.
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Little fucking ray of sunshine
Posted:Feb 28, 2018 4:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2018 9:35 pm
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I like waking up to the sun pouring through the bedroom window. I like the light as it scrapes across the walls and bedding revealing deep folds of fabric and minute texture on surfaces.
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This is a blog
Posted:Feb 27, 2018 4:35 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 3:01 pm
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This is only a test. In the event of an actual blog, the writer would have conceived of some actual content such as sexual humor, titillation or insight. We now return you to your regularly scheduled perving.
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Late night binge
Posted:Feb 26, 2018 4:30 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 4:30 am
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Another down side to working long shifts for weeks on end is my diet. I generally eat a healthy balanced diet. However, when I'm working the 14 and 15 hour days and coming home late at night, I slip. I'm not even particularly hunger. I'm just wired and worn and end up eating almost anything not nailed down. I've got another week until the push is off at work. I hope there is some food left in the county when I'm done.
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