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Funny Thursday!
Posted:May 24, 2018 7:25 am
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Funny Thursday!






A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smeld like smoke." The second one said "I had a policeman ... "The other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "He pulled out his handcuffs and used his night stick on me." The third one said I had a farmer last night and the other two said "A farmer are you sure?" and she said "Yes, first he bitched it was too wet, then too dry and then he wanted to wait until spring to pay me."






Funny Thursday!
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BJ Thursday!
Posted:May 24, 2018 7:23 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2018 8:24 am
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BJ Thursday!


In public?



His cock?


Any cock?


BJ Thursday!
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Feeling it sensually Thursday!
Posted:May 24, 2018 7:20 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2018 8:22 am
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Feeling it sensually Thursday!


Are you feeling it this Thursday?



Why or why not?


It's takes two to tangle!


Feeling it sensually Thursday!
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Sweet Sweet Baby Ruth!
Posted:May 23, 2018 8:48 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2018 12:15 pm
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Sweet Sweet Baby Ruth!


Well, everyone, have a funny Wednesday!



It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how�d you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy! I couldn�t help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn�t be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said, "Look you little Reese�s Pieces, don�t be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don�t you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit �O� Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good �N� Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Cadbury Egg in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar was invented in 1900.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups was invented 1923.
Butterfinger was invented in 1923.
Snickers Bar was invented in 1930.
3 Musketeers Bar was invented in 1932.
Kit Kat was invented 1933.
Nestle's Crunch was invented 1938
M&M's were invented in 1940.
Kandy Kake (original name of Baby Ruth) invented in 1920's
The Three Musketeers bar was introduced in 1932.
The original 3 Musketeers had 3 bars in one wrapper, each with a different flavor.



Some of the inventions that make our life sweeter!


Sweet Sweet Baby Ruth!
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
Posted:May 23, 2018 8:23 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2018 8:40 am
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!













Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
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HNW--the 372nd . . . Food and Sex!
Posted:May 23, 2018 8:20 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2018 9:41 am
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HNW--the 372nd . . . Food and Sex!













HNW--the 372nd . . . Food and Sex!
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Bee...
Posted:May 22, 2018 9:32 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2018 9:46 am
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Bee...


...happy!



Restricted Fishing Area

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. The wife, to escape her snoring husband, decided to take the boat out. Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out to the middle, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing here?" "Reading a book," she replied, thinking, "Is this guy blind or what?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. You can see that, surely." "But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'll have to write you up." "If you do that, I will charge you with harasment," returned the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you," the sheriff objected. "That's true; but you have all the equipment."
THE MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.



...smiling and a generally good mood!


Bee...
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Wishing You Were...
Posted:May 22, 2018 9:31 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2018 10:17 am
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Wishing You Were...


...beer!



...champagne!



...wine!


Wishing You Were...
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Happy Titty Tuesday. . . Small Tits Big Nipples!
Posted:May 22, 2018 8:59 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2018 10:20 am
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Happy Titty Tuesday. . . Small Tits Big Nipples!


Are you a nipple person?



I love a woman with nice big suckable nipples!



How about you?
Size doesn't matter right?


Happy Titty Tuesday. . . Small Tits Big Nipples!
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Weekend Party!
Posted:May 21, 2018 10:02 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 10:31 am
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Weekend Party!


Did you do anything funny over the weekend?



A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"



I did, as usual, too much booze and sex and today Monday I feel like I am being punished!
How about you how do you feel this Monday?


Weekend Party!
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Spill Over Into Monday!
Posted:May 21, 2018 9:51 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 10:14 am
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Spill Over Into Monday!


Don't you just love it when beauty spills over from the weekends into Monday?



I need beauty and art in my life!
How about you?






Spill Over Into Monday!
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It Feels Like A Monday!
Posted:May 21, 2018 9:46 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 10:30 am
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It Feels Like A Monday!


I am tired from the weekend and cranky and now I wake up this morning and it's Monday, shit!



My wife loves to punish me on Mondays!



Do your lover(s) punish you?


It Feels Like A Monday!
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Mrs Right Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 8:10 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 8:21 am
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Mrs Right Sunday!






Little Johnny sat in the class, The teacher drew a cucumber on the white glass, She asked: " What is it? " Little Johnny raised his hand, He answered: "A Dildo" Little Johnny was sent out the class, And by came the principal. He asked Little Johnny, Why he was not in class. Little John replied: "I really don't know" The principal brought Johnny back in the class And yelled at the teacher: "Why is Little Johnny out the class? And who drew a dildo on your white glass?"






Mrs Right Sunday!
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