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Hard Knock Life
Hard Knock Life On the hunt with wine. Hard Knock Life A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar." So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad." So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!" Is there such a thing as free sex? Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher! |
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Omfg..that cucumber joke is hilarious.. thanks so much for the laughs as I sure need them today..
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