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Hard Knock Life  

Apollorising2057 63M
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10/21/2018 8:06 pm
Hard Knock Life




On the hunt with wine.






Hard Knock Life
A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar." So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad." So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"


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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/22/2018 3:28 pm

Omfg..that cucumber joke is hilarious.. thanks so much for the laughs as I sure need them today..

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Apollorising2057 63M

10/22/2018 7:05 am

Just look humor is everywhere around you!

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Apollorising2057 63M

10/22/2018 6:55 am

What's so funny anyway?

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