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All That Glitters....  

mc_justmc 63M
2046 posts
7/21/2018 11:21 am
All That Glitters....


My little gold crown evaporated last week. I'd had it for 2 months @ $30 per month, dollar a day, not that bad. I was able to perv a lot of profiles, near and far, pretty soon it's easy to spot the fakes. One thing I did notice: when I would log on the initial 12 profiles "online" in my area were (a) women looking for women, (b) women looking for BBC, or (c) women looking like an example of a disease out of a medical text book. In other words, nothing for mc. Funny thing, after my crown of gold was gone, there was a slew of inviting profiles right here within my reach. Profiles that I'd seen before my gold, but never during. Tricky little bastards.

That's OK, I know a few tricks after 8 yrs here, and I'm happy to share them. If you buy gold at the full rate for a couple of months in a row, then stop, they'll offer you a rate "for your loyalty" of $9 a month for 6 or 12 months. That's not bad at all. PLUS, every time there is the slightest inconvenient glitch, call the 800 number. Whine, moan, and groan about how long you've been here, how you've paid for your gold status which is now worthless, and how you had true love within your grasp, until this glitch ruined everything. The powers that be in far away lands will give you a 2 week extension on your gold status every time just to shut your whiny American ass up. I don't know if this works for whiny Canadian asses, but give it a shot. I've gotten months free like this.

Another thing, when your beginning your whine with those cow worshiping folks so far away, the 1st time they don't understand you, tell them, "sorry, I'm eating a hamburger". And after you spell your password out 3 times and they tell you," that's correct" after logging in, I always make sure to tell them, "I know it's correct, it's MY password". Remember, the rest of the world sees us as "whiny and privileged", we gotta keep up appearances.

Got gold? Porque, no?

mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 11:23 am

2 wrongs don't make a right... but 3 lefts do!


benard69 66M/66F  

7/21/2018 11:42 am

Yep have seen the same dozen local chumps on here for 5yrs...Same pic, always the same age...Really not sure they are really on here or not...


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 11:42 am

    Quoting  :

I've heard that, I also heard the women taste like maple syrup.


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 11:43 am

??????


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 11:44 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Yep have seen the same dozen local chumps on here for 5yrs...Same pic, always the same age...Really not sure they are really on here or not...
I find it amusing how my "choices" change per my status.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/21/2018 11:56 am

Good one hugs V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
7/21/2018 12:45 pm

Excellent point we all should take note!!! I am sure if you think or puff enough you can come up with a whine, call 800 and be crowned once again

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mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 1:03 pm

Thanks V!


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 1:04 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Excellent point we all should take note!!! I am sure if you think or puff enough you can come up with a whine, call 800 and be crowned once again
When it comes to whining, I should have a crown, because I'm the King!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
7/21/2018 1:05 pm

I would have figured you have earned enough points in your time here to view however may profiles you want for almost forever. Since I'm in a rural-ish are I have plenty in case some new woman shows up. I have also found many of the women here are on Plenty o Flotsam and contacting them there is free.

But next time I have to call a "out of state" call center I'm gonna use the hamburger line

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
7/21/2018 1:17 pm

We're Canadians we say Sorry and offer to pay them. Arent you worried that now you have given out all your helpful hints your whining will get you no where fast. I am sure they all spend hours reading the blogs here taking names and adding people to the naughty list.


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 1:20 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I would have figured you have earned enough points in your time here to view however may profiles you want for almost forever. Since I'm in a rural-ish are I have plenty in case some new woman shows up. I have also found many of the women here are on Plenty o Flotsam and contacting them there is free.

    But next time I have to call a "out of state" call center I'm gonna use the hamburger line
I don't have shit for points, I get squat for blogging, in the last 4 months I've accumulated 98 points. I've seen some here as well as POfish, problem is, I wasn't interested in them, anywhere.


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 1:24 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    We're Canadians we say Sorry and offer to pay them. Arent you worried that now you have given out all your helpful hints your whining will get you no where fast. I am sure they all spend hours reading the blogs here taking names and adding people to the naughty list.
Hahahaha y'all are too nice! I've told many of my friends about the 2 wk extensions, and they always respond to me, "It Worked!". Taking names? That would imply some sort of organizational skills on their part. I think we both know better than that.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
7/21/2018 2:40 pm

Great advice for the members, I hope they all read this one..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 2:51 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great advice for the members, I hope they all read this one..
It's my "how to cheat the system" post!


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
7/21/2018 3:14 pm

I must be Canadian...I am too polite to whine and bitch at Customer Service...I'll just deal with the lousy glitches.

Good tips, though, I'll keep them in back pocket, just encase...

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 4:57 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I must be Canadian...I am too polite to whine and bitch at Customer Service...I'll just deal with the lousy glitches.

    Good tips, though, I'll keep them in back pocket, just encase...
you get enough glitches and you'll learn to bitch and whine American style.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
7/21/2018 5:21 pm

Gold is wasted on me...I never bother to perv anyone's profile. It would be nice if they gave the option of women being able to "donate" their gold status to some guy who actually needs it, ha.


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 7:37 pm

    Quoting  :

They have to penalize us guys or like you said, it would be a total sausage site.


mc_justmc 63M

7/21/2018 7:40 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Gold is wasted on me...I never bother to perv anyone's profile. It would be nice if they gave the option of women being able to "donate" their gold status to some guy who actually needs it, ha.
Without it you couldn't message anyone that isn't in your friends list, or post a pic in the comments area of a blog, only in your own initial post. Little annoying things.


mc_justmc 63M

7/22/2018 6:40 am

    Quoting  :

good point!


mc_justmc 63M

7/22/2018 12:06 pm

    Quoting  :

We don't get to do the "ice breaker", but if guys were sending them, they'd probably be called "ice picks".


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/30/2018 7:50 pm

Thanks for the tips . . . Interesting strategy I'll have to give it a shot when I get bored enough . .


mc_justmc 63M

7/30/2018 8:07 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Thanks for the tips . . . Interesting strategy I'll have to give it a shot when I get bored enough . .
As I wrote in "Low Hanging Fruit", I turned my auto-renew off last week and BAM , they offered me 12 months for $48. I jumped on it. That's like 13 cents a day.


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