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Messages From The Other Side Of the Buffet
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Messages From The Other Side Of the Buffet From reading the blogs, I know how ridiculous some of the messages are that the guys send to the women on this site. Here's what I get on a regular basis: Me: Hi, your profile was fairly vague, how tall are you? Those lovely legs look pretty long. ( I'm polite, inquisitive and showing an interest in her, finishing the message off with a flirty compliment) Wetter ****678: thanks for the message. it,s my pleasure to meet handsome like you here . care to tell me about your self and i will like to know you more better than here . do you have private email that i can contact you through. what are you looking for particular (say what? As I read this I can hear Natasha's thick Russian accent, "I look for Moose and Squirrel". Now, realizing that this is a scam/spammer here to get my personal email address I usually ignore any future messages.) Here's another interesting message I got a few months back from a woman I'd never talked to, but was "top fanning" against another dude just because it's fun to outbid a guy by 1 points every time they post a bid: Versatile****x62: You truly don't get my lack of response that the interest is not there Me: Got It. (wow, 2 idiots running up points on her profile and....... I don't know, I thought it was rude.) OK, here's one more, a few weeks ago I butt dialed this woman I met on here like 5 yrs ago? We had a fun morning together, well.... here it is: Me: Hey Amber I don't know if you remember me, I was Mcmaniac. I accidentally butt dialed you last night, or at least I butt dialed your old number, the 789-**** number. Sorry about that. Stu Bear****: I do remember you!!! How are you? Me: I'm good! How have you been? Bear****: Doing good!!! Kind of horny today!!! (well .......... they aren't all bad.......  )Got Mail? |
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6/13/2018 8:24 pm |
Oh, and personally I HATE the new message center!
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6/13/2018 8:43 pm |
It's in the works... last time, I remember, after some planning it was pretty spontaneous. 
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Mc maybe doink Moose and Squirral same time - hot borscht baby.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Phooey! On moose and squirrel darlinc! and Nyet they won't stop! They bore me bad enough with this rabbit pulling from hat and sleeve having nothing inside! Using more than all the road!
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"Hi, your profile was fairly vague, how tall are you? Those lovely legs look pretty long. " Honestagawd I missed the "Me  quot; part and thought that was an email that someone sent YOU! Damn wake and bake'll getcha.
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I have extreme dislike for the overnight sensation: The New Message Center At least most of the messages I get are grammatically nuanced (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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6/14/2018 5:40 am |
Mc maybe doink Moose and Squirral same time - hot borscht baby.
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6/14/2018 5:54 am |
Phooey! On moose and squirrel darlinc! and Nyet they won't stop! They bore me bad enough with this rabbit pulling from hat and sleeve having nothing inside! [image]
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6/14/2018 5:57 am |
"Hi, your profile was fairly vague, how tall are you? Those lovely legs look pretty long. " Honestagawd I missed the "Me quot; part and thought that was an email that someone sent YOU! Damn wake and bake'll getcha.
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6/14/2018 5:59 am |
I have extreme dislike for the overnight sensation: The New Message Center At least most of the messages I get are grammatically nuanced
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6/14/2018 7:05 am |
I hate those hostile compliments, I don't understand why people feel the need to add that last little bit that fucks up a nice message.
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I get the "Where in the Kootenays are you? I'm going to be travelling to Vancouver, and would like to f*ck you", from a guy 20 years younger, who lives 12 hours away from me. Great, I'm at the half-way point in a 24 hour drive - and he thinks he's doing me a favour. No Thanks ! Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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OMG...I got one this week..."my GOD you are so BEAUTIFUL..and sound amazing". There is more to the message, but this was the part I read and went WTH. How would he know?? Only my cleavage and toes are visible, my profile is REALLY vague...and he's never visited by blog (I checked). (Oh...and today the old message center is back...I think...) "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I get the “I will like to know you better” ones too; it only took getting a couple of those before scammer grammar became a dead giveaway. I read somewhere that they do it on purpose - people with half a brain pick up on it right away and don’t reply to them, so they don’t have to waste too much time on people who aren’t good targets. Whereas if someone is naive enough to reply - they might actually be able to scam that person.   
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6/14/2018 6:13 pm |
I get the "Where in the Kootenays are you? I'm going to be travelling to Vancouver, and would like to f*ck you", from a guy 20 years younger, who lives 12 hours away from me. Great, I'm at the half-way point in a 24 hour drive - and he thinks he's doing me a favour. No Thanks !
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6/14/2018 6:16 pm |
OMG...I got one this week..."my GOD you are so BEAUTIFUL..and sound amazing". There is more to the message, but this was the part I read and went WTH. How would he know?? Only my cleavage and toes are visible, my profile is REALLY vague...and he's never visited by blog (I checked). (Oh...and today the old message center is back...I think...)
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6/14/2018 6:18 pm |
I get the “I will like to know you better” ones too; it only took getting a couple of those before scammer grammar became a dead giveaway. I read somewhere that they do it on purpose - people with half a brain pick up on it right away and don’t reply to them, so they don’t have to waste too much time on people who aren’t good targets. Whereas if someone is naive enough to reply - they might actually be able to scam that person.
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Really!! Fun and games on the email Mac. I am glad I am not looking hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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6/15/2018 5:36 pm |
Really!! Fun and games on the email Mac. I am glad I am not looking hugs V Louise, "looking" blows!
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Hey...at least you get "tan legs". lol I get "Jello". One. damn. word. And he couldn't even spell it right. (For what it's worth...I like your "tan legs"!) Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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6/17/2018 6:38 am |
Hey...at least you get "tan legs". lol I get "Jello". One. damn. word. And he couldn't even spell it right. (For what it's worth...I like your "tan legs"!) Why thank you, they aren't as tan now, but I'm working on it!
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6/17/2018 10:53 am |
I wouldn't care for that, either. 30yrs old is my cut off line for conversation.
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